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Staring at women’s breasts can lengthen a man’s life expectancy.

Staring a woman’s “assets” is known amongst all men as causing good sensations, but a recent study claims that it actually improves your overall health.

The author of the study, Dr. Karen Weatherby, claims that “just 10…

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• You aren’t allowed to have a relationship during your teenage years.
• You are allowed to have a relationship once you’ve finished University.
• Everything you do besides homework is a waste of time.
• Rice for breakfast, rice for lunch, rice for dinner.
• If you want to go out with your friends, you have to let them know where you’re going, why you’re going, and when you’ll be back to eat some more rice.
• If you are the only girl, they will not let you out as frequently as they will to your brother/s
• They will chase your around the house with a belt if you misbehave.
• They are over-protective.
• They do not believe in allowance.
• They do not believe in ‘being grounded’, but do believe in giving long lectures.
• If you ask them if you can go out with your friends, they will give you an hour lecture about getting raped.
• Before you leave to go out to the mall, they will tell you to go to the toilet.
• You aren’t allowed to bring food or water near the computer.
• You have to eat your food at the table.
• They will tell you how much clothes you’ve got in your wardrobe when you ask them to buy you new ones.
• They are cheap.
• They go grocery shopping every weekend.
• They will always remind you too keep good care of your mobile phone.
• After you make a mess, you clean it.
• They expect too much from you.